Let's be real, the name is pretty damn self-explanatory, but to avoid any confusion: face sitting is where one person sits on another's face. And I got fans and haters to share their ~opinions~ on the sex act.Ĭosmopolitan UK Firstly, what even is face sitting? In a desperate attempt to make peace with that - sex is my job, I feel like a failure, a FRAUD - I asked a sex therapist to explain the psychology of face sitting. Hello hang ups my old friends! It turns out I am, fundamentally, just not a face sitter anymore. Weirdly, as I've approached (and passed) 30, I've found myself becoming a lot less dominant. Looking back to the glory days when I was young and a pro sitter of faces, I was also a bit more confident and commanding during sex. Then she cracked it: 'It is a very dominant position, and you're submissive'. But the thought of me being the sitter? It makes my butthole go all squiffy. I'd also very happily have her ride my face to her little heart's content. I mean, I've done it loads of times in the past with male partners, and I enjoy being eaten out as much as the next guy. And it wasn't the first time I'd replied with a full-body shiver and a, 'Nooooo, it grims me out but I don't know why.' It wasn't the first occasion on which the horny bitch had brought it up (she's an Aries, those guys just don't let things go). 'Wanna sit on my face one time?' my girlfriend asked me the other day in bed, post-shag.